Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason
"the government sees everything you do online!"
um ok what’re they going to see? me being a fucking weeaboo?
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out